She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
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we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
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I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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