p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
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She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
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I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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