she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
My feet surprised me
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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