If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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