white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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