i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
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Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
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Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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