Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
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There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
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Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
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