Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
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She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
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I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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