do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
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Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
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I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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