Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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