I CAN MOONWALK!
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
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