Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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