What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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