Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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