i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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