I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
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No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
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You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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