Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
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I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
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Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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