just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
