Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Who wears a wallet chain?!
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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