im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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