the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
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he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
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i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I'm like, not good at living.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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