i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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