I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
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i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
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The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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