i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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