I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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