As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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