can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
