I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
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Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
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My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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