Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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