I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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