): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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