So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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