Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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