i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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