Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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