Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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