Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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