So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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