I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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