I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
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i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
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I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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