glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
birth control should be required to get into college
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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