Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
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