He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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