life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Randomize
