Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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