is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
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Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
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I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning