i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW