hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life