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  You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.

  (925): View more from California

  I'm not gay.

  (713): View more from Texas

  Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?

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  If ghandi gives good head...I'm in

  (713): View more from Texas

  Its fine.

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  (713): You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do. (925): I'm not gay. (713): Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me? (925): If ghandi gives good head...I'm in (713): Its fine. http://tfl.nu/3wbt
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  (816): View more from Missouri

  In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance

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  (816): In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance http://tfl.nu/nm0w
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  (516): View more from New York

  I woke up on my floor...

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  I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...

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  (516): I woke up on my floor... (1-516): I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop... http://tfl.nu/u1o5
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  (630): View more from Illinois

  i have a girlfriend

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  if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?

  (630): View more from Illinois

  no

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  (630): i have a girlfriend (847): if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend? (630): no http://tfl.nu/0yu4
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  (214): View more from Texas

  I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot

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  (214): I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot http://tfl.nu/eus9
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  (630): View more from Illinois

  if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems

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  (630): if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems http://tfl.nu/3idz
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  (908): View more from New Jersey

  he told me I talked like a deaf person

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  (908): he told me I talked like a deaf person http://tfl.nu/v63x
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  (702): View more from Nevada

  Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?

  (636): View more from Missouri

  anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence

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  (702): Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls? (636): anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence http://tfl.nu/1u56
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  (301): View more from Maryland

  he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.

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  (301): he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself. http://tfl.nu/68qu
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  (864): View more from South Carolina

  Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.

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  (864): Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw. http://tfl.nu/6c9n
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  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears

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  (717): It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears http://tfl.nu/xih7
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  (813): View more from Florida

  You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.

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  (813): You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids. http://tfl.nu/99eg
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  (816): View more from Missouri

  i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.

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  (816): i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else. http://tfl.nu/65tn
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  (302): View more from Delaware

  you goin out tonight?

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  who is this.

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  your orgasm for tonight

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  (302): you goin out tonight? (267): who is this. (302): your orgasm for tonight http://tfl.nu/bzdn
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  (419): View more from Ohio

  When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.

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  (419): When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all. http://tfl.nu/xpv5
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