It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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