Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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