You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
The ass gains better be worth it
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