he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
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if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
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I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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