nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
They left me at home... I'm a liability
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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