Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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