Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
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So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
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I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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