But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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