i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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