Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
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Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
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forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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