i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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