So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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