That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
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Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
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I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
He did a backflip because drugs
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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